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WELCOME!

Sun Oct 18, 2009, 4:14 PM

Mood: Eager

Welcome to Band Roasts.
Here we take our favourite band members and tear them apart, joke by hilarious joke.

Rules and Regulations:

To join, watch the club. We'll watch back, and you're in!

If you'd like to write a roast, send us a note with the roastee, roasters, and roast master.

There can only be one roastee, there has to be at least five roasters, and up to three roast masters.

No racist jokes. NONE.

Once your roast is written, submit it and sent us the link to it in a note. It will then be submitted, with all credit going to you. (i.e. "This is a club submission! Fave the original here. [link]")

Remember, its all in good fun. Don't go on a rant about how much you hate the roastee.

The roastee is the person being torn apart. They are the ones being made fun of.
The roasters are the people who tell the jokes, usually goo friends of the roastee.
The roast master is the person who holds the roast. They introduce everybody, and are usually the best friend of the roastee.

XO - ~DJfruityPEBBLES

Roasts in the Making:
Pete Wentz, that's right, he's taken.

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You're heard of the Comedy Central Roasts, right? Well, we've taken that idea, and applied it to bands. This could mean from bands to Fall Out Boy to 3OH!3 to The Doodlebobps. Any band will do!
The idea of a roast is to take your favourite band members and put them on the hot seat, telling jokes about them. Its all in good fun, we love our musicians. And we love to make fun of them.

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Current Residence: That place in the sky.
Interests: Roasting.
Personal Quote: Its what we do.

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~inu-spike Sep 6, 2009, 2:20:38 AM

Thanks a bunch for the Fave! ^^

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"My combat boots, however, still have Light Sabers in them."
"Light Sabers?"
"My shoes are strong with the force."
(Because I'm the type of girl to make a Star Wars joke about my combat boots. ^^)

"I just couldn't stop laughing, and he never came back."

~Band-Roasts Sep 6, 2009, 12:32:31 PM

No problem!

~Pornmas Aug 25, 2009, 2:32:44 PM

Wanna be our first affiliate?

~Band-Roasts Aug 27, 2009, 6:20:01 PM

Sure!

~RubellaInfectious Aug 25, 2009, 2:23:37 PM

You know not what you have given me.

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"Krystal....I'm gay."
"Yeah, I know."
"Wait, you knew?"
"Well, yeah, dipshit, the only poster in your room is of a half-naked prize-fighting champ. It's a hard sign to miss..."

~Band-Roasts Aug 27, 2009, 6:19:48 PM

Oh no... I'm scared.

~RubellaInfectious Aug 27, 2009, 6:25:31 PM

Damn straight you are.

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"Krystal....I'm gay."
"Yeah, I know."
"Wait, you knew?"
"Well, yeah, dipshit, the only poster in your room is of a half-naked prize-fighting champ. It's a hard sign to miss..."

~Band-Roasts Aug 29, 2009, 5:30:54 PM

*cowers in corner*

~Arrogant-Oriole Aug 9, 2009, 12:53:38 PM

I'll watch tonight's roast of Joan Rivers and think of you guys.

Sexual-type jokes are allowed, right?

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"A 'news-paper' is like a blog that leaves ink on your hands and covers topics other than how much you love Fall Out Boy."- Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, 3-31-09)